Why Do Men Think That Women Want Pictures Of Their Private Body Parts? Expert Says Blame Their Moms!

What is it about men? What is it that makes them think that women want to see pictures of their private body parts? While women may enjoy seeing a great six-pack and a rock solid chest, they really, for the most part, do not find it arousing to see any male body parts that are below the waist. The most recent example of sexting and scandal that has made Anthony Weiner a household name is a case in point. Why did he do it? No clue! Then I decided to ask an expert on the subject. Granted, he is a man, therefore he may have little expertise on any subject, but nevertheless, he does know how men think.

I asked the question. "Why do men think that women want these explicit photos?" The answer was surprising. "It is the fault of their mothers." What??!!! How is that possible? The response made me laugh, at first. Then, being a mother myself, I felt that I had to find out why moms were at fault. I said, "How can that be?" The answer was astounding! I didn't know if it could possibly be true, but here it is; and I quote, " When little boys are toddlers, say 2 or 3, or even 4, and they walk around constantly grabbing themselves, moms laugh. They say to their friends, "How cute is that!" Men always want women to think that they are still cute and still funny, still capable of making them laugh." I replied to this grown man (my son) that when he was little and constantly grabbed himself, I told his father to take him aside and tell him that this was not such a good idea, especially in the middle of the grocery store. His response: "And that is why I don't send pictures of myself to women." I asked if I could quote him and he replied, " Yes!" Then he left the house. Simple. It is the mom's fault! Everything that every adult does is their mom's fault, so why not this, also? Anthony Weiner's mother probably has no idea that she is to blame for her son's recent sexting indiscretions. Someone should let these moms know...

Moms all over the country have no idea that their laughter is a sign of approval. So moms, don't laugh, don't chuckle, and above all, do NOT say, "How cute is that!" when your toddler son grabs his privates, or you, too, will be blamed when your adult son who becomes a Congressman, is found to be sexting.

To men: Yes, we all know that you like pictures of women, both clothed and preferably, unclothed. Women, on the other hand, do NOT! They do not think it is funny, cute, or particularly arousing. There is a difference between a toddler and an adult. What is cute or funny when you are 2, is not so cute or funny when you are 30, 40, 50, or God forbid, 60!

To women: When you have a son, make sure that someone (a male would be advisable) tells that son that grabbing himself in the middle of the grocery store is not appropriate. If you don't, it will be all your fault!